So, in honor of the upcoming NBA draft-a night filled with hilarious interviews, ridiculous suits and old white men talking lustily about the flawless condition of young black men's bodies-we turn to the real, but routinely ignored, stars of the NBA: the completely made-up ones. If movies have taught us anything, it's that actors and basketball players alike can pretend to do things far better than actual people can in real life. Name us one time in Jordan's NBA career, for instance, where he got launched into outer space to compete against basketball-playing aliens, then jumped 200 feet in the air to sink a textbook layup from Porky Pig. But while Fox might be a laughable player, Fox as Teen Wolf sinks 75-foot hook shots and dunks like Dominique Wilkins' highlight reel.Įven Michael Jordan, widely believed to be the greatest basketball player of all time, plays better ball in the movies. What movie and television projects has Kristen Balboni been in Kristen Balboni has: Played Herself - Researcher, Mike and Mike. 7.

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